Lying around, pondering the
problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's
ass anymore... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be
immortal... A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still
fat... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't
run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years. And they
tell us to exercise? I don't think so. . . .
Now that I'm
older, here's what I've discovered:
I started out
with nothing, and I still have most of it
My wild oats are
mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
Funny, I don't
remember being absent-minded
Funny, I don't
remember being absent-minded.
If all is not
lost, then where the heck is it?
It was a whole
lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.
Some days,
you're the top dog, some days you're the tree.
I wish the buck
really did stop here, I sure could use a few of them.
Kids in the back
seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the
back seat cause kids.
It's hard to
make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The world only
beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me
to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally
holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
It is not hard
to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere.
The only
difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I
spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .. . .I go somewhere to get
something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
Funny, I don't
remember being absent-minded.
Have I sent this
message to you before...or did I get it from you?
Note from BoomerMom:
This is so applicable to Baby Boomers.
